Miss not telling you(:, usa 49 years-old In a relationship
Today, I spent the day crying, and ate McDonald's for my Christmas dinner. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. Using a photo I took. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
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