oolong

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

Pubeblocked

Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML