blair2220

chandler, united states 32 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 24 February 2012, 08:40 United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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Anonymous 21 March 2012, 04:50 Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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Anon 24 March 2012, 02:42 United States

Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML

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