tirkovo76

34 years-old

fmylifebigtime 25 February 2012, 14:35 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML

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yamsterr 12 March 2012, 16:27 United States

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up denial and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

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