wutang4ever

Mr Ottawa, California, United states 36 years-old

Girl123999 4 March 2009, 23:07 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Stop, just stop

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he spank you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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Anonymous 24 July 2009, 10:01 United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

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Amb 1 June 2010, 23:56 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Headshot!

Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML

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