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anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Fix up, look sharp

Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

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Emily27 20 January 2012, 11:56 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML

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crazytown62 14 February 2012, 15:32 United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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Fraser 8 March 2012, 19:03 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Play it cool

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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