By sericane - 04/03/2016 20:03 - United States - Pittsburgh
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By sericane - 04/03/2016 20:03 - United States - Pittsburgh
By irony - 25/02/2016 15:08 - United States - Louisville
By Katie1921 - 09/02/2016 02:52 - United States - New York
Hi guys- OP here! To answer a few questions and concerns people have said- 1. I did not tell the girl's parents - I do not have a close relationship with them other than a few "hi"s and talking about the girl's homework, also I am a high school student myself and I do not know how to handle that situation at all 2. I knew she was masturbating because she stuck her hands down her pants a few times anddd... I'm not gonna go into details, but it was pretty obvious
By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom
By sandra - 05/02/2016 01:01 - Norway - Trondheim
I must say, these comments had me laughing my ass off. To elaborate a bit, he had no idea it was me coming. He didn't even acknowledge or notice it at all. I'm fairly certain he was stoned out of his mind, because he barely said 2 words to me. When we worked together, there was always something off about him. He got fired for always calling off due to supposedly being homeless. Well, the house I delivered to was hella nice. So, idk. Lol. Either way, I tried to avert my eyes and just finish the transaction and gtfo of there. When I got back to work, the rest of my coworkers had a big laugh when I told em what happened. Lol. Definitely something I did not need to see. Lmao