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X, Nederland 32 years-old Single

blehhx 9 April 2011, 05:32 United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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Anonymous 10 April 2011, 06:05 United States

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

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Cecilly2010 28 April 2011, 15:53

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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religionbites621 22 November 2011, 17:18 United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

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