Bailey929

Mrs Vicksburg, USA 31 years-old In a relationship

sacrophage This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Canada

Call the cops

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

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idrathernotgiveoutmyname 31 January 2012, 02:50 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML

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goldfish 6 March 2012, 02:47 Canada

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

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