bhizz61

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

Mean streets

Today, I got called a "f***ing b**ch" by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML