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Miss Huntington, US 35 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 18 October 2012, 06:33 Toronto, Canada

Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML

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not as scarred as he should be 18 October 2012, 18:19 Cambridge, Canada

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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Anonymous 19 October 2012, 02:49 Regina, Canada

Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML

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