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Mr Malmö, Sweden 35 years-old In a relationship

whoopsboutthecap 15 November 2011, 12:51 United States

#1 Mom

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

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Margo 15 November 2011, 15:16 United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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