Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am when I said "excuse me" to a shopping cart because it was in my way. FML
happyaslarry44
Miss
BTM13
Hicksville, United States
Bilze
Burke, United States
Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML
tapeissticky591
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML