By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville
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By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville
By marcranger - 11/08/2014 23:40 - United States - Denver
By Pooping - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Aldergrove
By MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake
Hey all, OP here! Glad to see I made some of you laugh...I wish I could say the same about my cousin, his wife, and my aunt and uncle (the proud first-time grandparents)! At least my dad, who I was staying with for this event (I live up in the mountains, but this was in Denver), laughed his ass off when everyone else was out of earshot and said he honestly felt the same way (and since I was a baby once...thanks, Dad?). Oh, well. At the very least, I think the new parents will avoid me like the plague at future gatherings, even ones specifically planned to honor the new addition (oops), and this might get my relatives to back off about when exactly I'm making my own contribution to the family line.