impossible_love

Miss Lisbon, Portugal 28 years-old It's complicated

dmanrique 4 October 2011, 15:10 United States

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

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Anonymous 4 October 2011, 16:03 United States

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML

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SimpleSwimmer 4 October 2011, 16:18 United States

Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML

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