Duriel

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About Duriel
Rajout Important du 6 Juin 2017, oui je suis un connard, veuillez adresser vos messages de compliments par MP ici ou sur une autre plateforme si vous me connaissez ailleurs, de même que vos messages d'insultes, que je me ferais une joie de conserver dans mes archives le cas échéant. Les débats intellectuels et sensés sont toujours acceptés. Si vous nécessitez absolument une réponse pour un message d'un autre type, veuillez effectuer une relance dans la semaine qui suit votre premier message. Sinon, vous abstenir. En passant j'en profite pour remercier encore les membres qui m'ont envoyé des messages de compliments, de soutien ou de remerciement, et par avance ceux qui en enverront plus tard. Si mes commentaires ne vous plaisent pas, allez vous faire cuire une gaufre. Puisque certains semblent l'avoir oublié et pour les nouveaux : Je ne réponds pas aux MP inutiles et non constructifs. Depuis l'invasion du site par des gens dénués d'humour et d'intellect, et un changement radical interdisant l'expression et l'humour sec, le mien est parti en vacances à durée indéterminée. On se croirait dans la zone de quarantaine d'Equilibrium, c'est pas une blague. "My pain is constant and sharp, and I don't hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others." Reçu le 19 Janvier 2014 de Thorin21 : "en gros tu es un connard, qui ne comprends rien. pauvre de toi" Remercions-le. Il a gagné un point Duriel de Connerie. Rajout du 21 Février 2013, je ne réponds plus aux messages sans salutations, mal écrits, avec plein de fautes, j'ai pas de dictionnaire illettré-français, achetez un Bescherelle. Rajout du 9 Octobre 2013, je ne réponds PAS aux provocations.
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Duriel's favorite FMLs
By Savongluant - / Sunday 22 February 2015 21:30 / France - Pont-de-veyle
By Anonyme - / Thursday 18 December 2014 23:00 / France - Rosporden
By floriane15 / Sunday 14 December 2014 22:32 / Royaume-Uni - Farnborough
By Murame - / Friday 14 November 2014 20:40 / France - Bouchemaine

Aujourd'hui, mon pote et moi nous sommes fait arrêter en voiture. Le policier m'a fait signe à moi aussi de sortir et je me suis retourné pour attraper mes chaussures. Il a alors pointé son flingue sur ma tête en demandant, paniqué, si j'avais une arme. Mon ami a calmement répondu : "Non, mais butez-le quand même." VDM

By Daniel_rules - / Saturday 7 September 2013 06:55 / États-Unis - Indianapolis