About Caviaaperea
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« J'ai besoin de sentir le froid
Mourir au fond de chaque pierre
Et rejaillir au bord des toits
Comme des glaçons de bonbons clairs
Je reviendrai à Montréal
Dans un grand Boeing bleu de mer
Je reviendrai à Montréal
Me marier avec l'hiver »
Caviaaperea's FML badges
  • King of the seas

    You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.
  • Colonel Whiskers

    Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
  • One of us!

    Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
  • Verified

    You are certified FML now
  • Cheat combo

    You know the Gradius cheat code, well done master geek!
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
    9%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    26%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    13%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    7%
  • Even your mom agreed

    1000 people said "I agree" with your post. Don't lose speed!
    8%
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
    18%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    68%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    29%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    13%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    97%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    42%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    44%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    60%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    5%
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Caviaaperea's favorite FMLs

Aujourd'hui, ma copine m'envoie un e-mail intitulé "Quelle émotion !" avec une vidéo en pièce jointe. On la voit en train d'interviewer mes caleçons et mes chaussettes qui traînent, et ils lui racontent leur détresse de ne pouvoir se déplacer tout seuls jusqu'au bac à linge. VDM

By Lavache / Monday 31 August 2009 16:07 /

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