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  • Binkie

    You agreed with your own post. Nice.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • He who tries, wins.

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Beginner

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
    3%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    9%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    18%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    10%
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
    20%
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
    40%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    36%
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Dharmapocalypse's favorite FMLs
By mosart59 - / Wednesday 4 April 2018 15:00 /
By UnRoux - / Sunday 26 February 2012 12:58 / France
By Anonyme / Thursday 22 September 2011 08:37 / France
By jay ze punk / Saturday 11 October 2008 09:55 /

Aujourd’hui, ma fille de quatre ans déboule dans le salon, grossièrement habillée avec mes vêtements légers, talons aiguilles et maquillée comme un camion volé. Je feins l’admiration. "Oh, mais qui est cette jolie dame ? — Je suis pas une dame, je suis une pute !" VDM

By Hélène D / Sunday 1 February 2009 08:49 /