jjfisher

Mr Westerville, U.S.A. 33 years-old

C45 25 December 2009, 20:27 Canada

Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML

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Foam 26 December 2009, 06:10 Canada

Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML

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