joshieboy84

Chatsworth, Ga, USA 41 years-old

Anonymous 14 January 2010, 22:35 United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

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spriggs 25 July 2010, 09:06 United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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