hippie_lover123

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML