kastubbl

Miss Mississippi, USA 34 years-old In a relationship

valnaj1 25 December 2012, 03:03 Vamdrup, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

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Anonymous 26 December 2012, 18:30 Bakersfield, United States

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Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

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