Mr Vancouver, Canada
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML
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