Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML
niloc85
dileigh
United States
uglywoman
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ugly truth
Today, my six year-old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said, "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML
oneillrox
United States
Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML
ohdang
United States
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML