Mr columbus, USA 39 years-old In a relationship
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
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