chocolate311

Grain valley/ MO, America 40 years-old

pleasedtomeetyou 13 January 2010, 16:42 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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Anonymous 17 October 2010, 05:55 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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