freakin_rican96

I_Am_The_Edge 11 June 2009, 16:06 United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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peachmelba 1 February 2011, 20:26 Denmark

Slacking

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

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mugged 20 March 2011, 20:29 United States

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML

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