GenocideTUH

Mr Spring, United States of America 32 years-old

Ned 29 August 2009, 23:36 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML

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KillMeNow 6 June 2011, 06:27 United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

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