DesiGhost

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML