mike4161

Mr Boston, United States of America 29 years-old

Amanda 10 March 2013, 16:08 Canada

Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML

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themouseman1212 10 March 2013, 16:13 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML

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ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall 10 March 2013, 18:50 Strovolos, Cyprus 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

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