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Miss Denver, Downers, grove il 31 years-old Single

Anonymous 21 April 2011, 13:47 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Sweet talker

Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML

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phant776 13 May 2011, 04:02 United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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asia123456789

Sweet talker

Community policing

Have you just experienced an FML moment?