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daddy-o This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

So… good news, or…?

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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he is going to hell 18 September 2012, 21:46 Forestville, Australia

Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML

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Anonymous 8 June 2013, 10:34 Bessemer, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

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