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Miss Carpentersville, United States 39 years-old In a relationship

areyouserial 5 December 2011, 13:21 United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

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brando2k5 6 December 2011, 05:05 United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

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Rash This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Crotch shot

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

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