nowolfpowers

Miss Hamilton, New Zealand 30 years-old Single

OnlyAvailableID 8 February 2015, 08:35 Australia

Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML

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wtf?? This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Creaky floorboards

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

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