fatimakaraki26

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

Drama!

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML