Peter Ramirez

Anonymous 24 June 2023, 10:00 Monroe, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks

Today, I stopped using porn by blocking it on my phone and laptop. Only problem is I still get off without it. FML

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awalc This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML

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Marcus Whitfield 14 March 2020, 15:00

Today, I came to the unsettling realisation that the 2XL jacket that was originally 3 sizes too big for me is now a perfect fit. FML

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Anonymous 3 June 2018, 15:00 Peoria, United States

Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML

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