Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML
sourcherrie
Miss Blenheim, New Zealand 29 years-old In a relationship
killme
Warner Robins, United States
Treat yourself
Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML
honey, no boo-boo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML
honeybunny
Norman, United States
Make it stop
Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML