lyfisdyno
Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Beavis8993
Mr Los Angeles, USA 41 years-old In a relationship
SuperFail55
Oconomowoc, United States
Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML
EconM
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked at the money and seriously said, "I have such a hard on". He did. FML
failure
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Seoul, Korea, Republic of
It's not what you think
Today, my boss brought her cat to work. At one point, I looked up and everyone was staring at me staring at the cat's asshole. FML
snowwhite
Sydney, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Braggadocio
Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends that it's because of, "how hard he gave it to me last night." FML