Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML
katiebugg1217
Mrs Spruce Pine, United States 31 years-old In a relationship
Scared shitless
Today, I stayed after hours studying in the medical library. I was the only one left, and as I was leaving through the glass doors, I saw a person's reflection behind me. I screamed, jumped, fell into the doors, smashing my head. I'd actually seen the reflection of a medical demonstration dummy. FML
Road rage
Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML