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Noted's favorite FMLs
By Junkiegamer / Monday 27 April 2015 14:20 / United States - Huntsville
By mrningbrd / Tuesday 7 April 2015 12:38 / United States
By Anonymous - / Sunday 8 March 2015 10:33 / United Kingdom - The Hyde
By love and tolerape, apparently - / Sunday 1 March 2015 19:24 / India - Jamshedpur

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

By ManchotDesAndes / Thursday 26 February 2015 07:35 / France - Bezons