lumpyspacequeen

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

11
Badges!

14
Comments

785
Visits

13
Favorites

London, England
Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Lumpyspacequeen

Hi. I'm Eve, and I love Adventure Time. I'm pretty darn awesome, and not just on Minecraft. So yeah. That's me.

Lumpyspacequeen - Followers

Lumpyspacequeen - Followed

Lumpyspacequeen's page visits

lovers5201

elisa.rena...

Sofreesh2

melanieiss...

ambermelod...

doodlebug3...

FunnyDude1...

tuckit

jad0016

Miss_Brii

trellz17

Khaleesi_2...

Fucked!

Lumpyspacequeen's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

52_badgename

52_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

26_badgename

26_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

23_badgename

23_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Lumpyspacequeen's favorite FMLs

Crackers

By buryuntime - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother was re-enrolling me in school so she was required to fill out some paperwork. Later, she asked me, "What does caucasian mean?" I replied, "Why?" Apparently she didn't recognize the word, so she checked "Other" and wrote in "White". FML

agreeclassic 52 968

vote type 1 5 574

By Anonymous - 14/08/2014 04:38 - France

Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the small countryside village where I'm vacationing. I live in big city. I won a duck. A real, live duck. FML

agreeclassic 463

vote type 1 67

Sarcasm void

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 17:32 - United States - Amherst

Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML

agreeclassic 45 385

vote type 1 13 929

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 15:43 - India - Mumbai

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML

agreeclassic 48 766

vote type 1 4 566

Cool rapper name

By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML

agreeclassic 38 570

vote type 1 3 058