Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Jimster1712
Beijing, China 28 years-old It's complicated
Anonymous
Canada
pirsquared
United States
Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML
messyvictor
United States
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
SpLo0gIeR
United States
Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML