Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
alyshashubby
Mr West Point, USA 38 years-old In a relationship
Darth Vomitus
Mequon, United States
anonymous
Airdrie, Canada
Today, I found out that my parents don't know the difference between a foreign person and a deaf person. They've been yelling at our exchange student for the past 2 days. FML