trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
miamichelsea12
Miss West Palm Beach, United States 29 years-old
efff my life.
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Timing matters
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML
sherronj
United States
Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML
aeghw1s
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Furries unite!
Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML