Today, while working at my lifeguard job, I noticed a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistled at her and yelled, "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removed her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML
Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
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caancoha 0
Well, you went out on a limb.
lab2lb 0
i hope you kept an eye on her. i would not have fun trying to swim with one leg. poor girl. FML has turned into FAUX PAS CITY
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Shots_HK 0
It's still dangerous to be jumping around at the pool.
Shots_HK 0
Even more dangerous to be jumping around WITH only one foot. Higher chances of slipping. However, I don't know what the correct protocol is for "disadvantaged" people in pools.
sixofhearts 0
this is totally fake I don't think she would be at the pool
PeachZ90 0
YDI! Learn to notice shit!!! I think it would be extremely obvious if someone was amputated.
wellimscrewed24 0
life guards are such dicks its not even funny/ i aggree with 68. learn to notice shit!
wellimscrewed24 0
seriously lifeguards are hella dicks.
BbyDll 0
As for comment #66 this could very much be real. I was watching some show where a boy with no legs was swimming... it's called using your arms. But I don't blame the lifeguard. if the towel was totally covering her Leg he wouldn't have been able to see it.
blarney 0
asshole
el_puncho 0
roflmao!!! powned!!!
purplepickle 0
hey it was an honest mistake, maybe her towel was to the floor? if she was a little girl? and she should have had crutches at least so she doesnt fall. how do you swim with one leg anyway???