Today, while working at my lifeguard job, I noticed a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistled at her and yelled, "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removed her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML
Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
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caancoha 0
Well, you went out on a limb.
lab2lb 0
i hope you kept an eye on her. i would not have fun trying to swim with one leg. poor girl. FML has turned into FAUX PAS CITY
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Comments (106)
ask62589 0
ouch
waterynuggets 0
Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo
ngarcia333 0
hahaha I was thinking the same thing
intrepid00 0
At least she didn't "hop" around the issue.
lonelyinMA 0
a pool, in Alaska?
UnderTheBridge 0
This.
JazzINC 1
I live in alaska. outdoor pools ecxist.
Kurliez408 32
could've been a heated indoor pool too
jubee 0
LOL hahaha
fxd11 0
YDI for having two legs.
MissArthur16 0
lmfao
lich_fml 0
if it was her first warning (which it obviously was) then you shouldn't have been so harsh anyway,jackass.
Weil 0
Why are most lifeguards on such a power trip?
FreakingFYou 13
Lifeguards are not on a power trip. Lifeguards actually tell people not to run or mess around on a slippery pool deck because they don't want anyone to slip and hit their head. About a month ago, a little kid, 3 years old, slipped and hit his head on the pool deck where I work. We tried to perform CPR, but the boy died. It's a lot more serious than you think. Have some respect for lifeguards, because they are just trying to protect idiots like you who think it's funny to mess around at a pool.
blooop_fml 0
YDI for being a bitch. Even if that girl had two legs she didn't deserve being yelled at like that. I mean, really? For hopping? Some people need to understand the reasons behind the rules because there is no reason for that one.
rayrayy_fml 0
Seriously...? You see NO reason behind NOT hopping around a pool when you have two able legs? Like he said, she could have tripped or lost her footing and fallen into the pool. God forbid she hits her head and drowns and it's his responsibility. He was only trying to make sure she didn't get hurt, he didn't know she was disadvantaged in that way. Not only that, but it's not his job to explain the rules. It's to enforce them. It's not like he told her not to mess around the pool because he wanted to ruin her fun and make her miserable. Those sorts of rules are set in place for safety reasons.
MiseryAlice 0
For most rules, theres a reason, including that one. You must be pretty dumb to not understand the reason when the OP explained it in the FML.