Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML
Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML
Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML
Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML
Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
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hyden121 2
I would have told the parents off. You're a volunteer so forget that.
yeti0718 8
Just remember, little kids and lots of sweets is usually not a great mix.
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Comments (70)
DynamicDave 11
She got to have her cake and eat it too!
SilentTreatment 7
Should of gave her another slice and not clean up after her. She's not your responsibility...
FYLDeep 26
Well, did you volunteer to cater, or did you volunteer to clean up messes? You don't need to take that shit.
DriAA7 17
YDI for actually cleaning it up! The girl's parents should have been there monitoring how big of a piece she could have. Grow a pair (hypothetically) and tell them off!
SimonREWQ 0
Yeah. She's going to be a full grown bitch when she is older like most females in the world.
pdp_fml 21
Op, sorry you deserve it because you should know better than to give too much food to a little girl without checking with her parents if she could have a big piece of cake. However,her parents should have cleaned up her mess.
boofgall 16
3- your picture looks like you're trying to fix a wedgie.
wh0teva 6
Disaster Girl wrecking a new kind of havoc.
swtlldrms 9
Sorry OP, that was her parents job! I've had my kids puke in public before and I have NEVER expected someone else to clean it up, for all you know she has a bug and now you may end up with it.
wriptidez 0
oh boy