Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said, "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw." It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parents' house and forgot his phone. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
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Adeptus_Astartes 22
At least he didn't say, "Who's your daddy?" in return.
DaRito 25
I still wonder how people manage to do this.
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Comments (84)
theswanlake 13
It depends on what you mean by "naughty" :p
clairesucks 37
How many different meanings are there of the word naughty?
trey600rr 22
don't know about you but most of my calls start with hello.
Roxas_hearts 27
This. This right here.
ArturoJames 13
That. That right there.
foxmatrix15 8
How did you manage this seriously does your fathers voice sound the same as your boyfriend? Did he not answer hello? Do you have some Oedipus complex?
MsFit 17
I feel like a nerd for knowing this, but the term for a female competing sexually with her mother for possession of her father is called the electra complex.
fushengyuan 20
Well, it cooled u down:)
bgeezy34 8
Her dads contact name is probably daddy and her bf name is daddy I bet
BlackFames 16
Oh man, that's a bummer.
Savannahlynn214 12
Do you not wait for hello?
Hyenayena 27
Ouuuucchhh.... Sorry op, your life sucks but you'd think that for something that personal you'd double check everything yknow? Maybe I'm just being paranoid haha
nfedrichy 20
Lolllll. Same thing happened to me but it was a text to my dad. I wont lie to you out was extremely embarrassing.
tabbycat2007 22
How far into this conversation did you get before you realized it was your dad? Was it just "I'm feeling naughty", or did you start going into details? I feel like you could play it off some sort of way if it was just the first, but otherwise, expect a chastity belt for Christmas in July.