Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said, "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw." It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parents' house and forgot his phone. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
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Adeptus_Astartes 22
At least he didn't say, "Who's your daddy?" in return.
DaRito 25
I still wonder how people manage to do this.
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Comments (84)
dcats 13
Your dad will be proud.
MRSwick2525 23
#25 WTF???? Seriously?? How on Gods Green Earth would her Dad be proud? I am so intrigued why you would say this!!
Nena_100 15
sarcasm, my friend. look it up. it exists.
Futacy 30
Maybe her dad will be proud, but 'daddy' won't be so much.
JulC_fml 11
The OP had both contacts as "Daddy" so I see where she would mess up.
vikky538 29
Now that this happened... We can say sex makes you blind and hurry
ajlopez 18
I'm guessing you don't pay much attention to your contacts do you?
Mcstud1y 30
You couldn't tell by the voice?
Fustercluck 14
seems like someone called the wrong daddy
bingalingading 12
I really hope you didn't ask for a spanking...
Mudhound123 6
Everyone assumes OP is a young girl. She very well could be in her 20's. Her dad cannot regulate who she does and does not have sex with. All the "grounded", "chastity belt", and other ideas are a little exaggerated.
durukanus 16
Actually i feel sorry for the boyfriend
_delusions_ 15
God damn. That is unfortunate for evereone involved. XD