Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven months and I were looking at some pictures on his iPad. I saw a picture of a kid of about two years old that looked a little like him. I jokingly said, "What, is that your son?" Imagine my surprise when he said that it was. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
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irockmyworld 0
tell him, "you happened" he'll understand when he grows up
_Noon_ 0
"Well, I gave birth to you"
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Comments (103)
22jrdn55 15
seriously what happened?
Jimboom 12
Meth is a real bitch of a drug
Intellectualist 0
'son, meth is a bitch of a drug, but good times...good times.'
bollywood_rocks 0
I was about to say the same thing although I'd be meaner about it. Say something along the lines of "I didn't want it to happen but your father did".
Rach_star 0
Hahahaha. Aww :)
Jennydew 0
"Pregnancy and getting older." That's all you have to say. He'll understand later.
renaet 0
Ouch
chowyuk 0
you happend? how are going to explain why his friends moms are still hot?
plexico 4
I let myself go to reduce the chances of me having another annoying brat. Next question? Come on, lady! Just because you had a kid or six doesn't mean you can't still be hot. If you were hot enough to give an 11-year-old wood at one time, you could whip your ass back into shape and become a top-shelf MILF. And there's lots of us guys out here who loveses our MILFseses! Our icon is Sarah Palin without vocal cords.
feari_princess 0
plexico, i think i am falling in love with your comments. OP: well then ground him until you look like that agian and see how he feels. (my parents would do this) or, grow a spine an get the f*ck over it and excercise.
glitchead 0
plexico. my mom is a mother of 4 and makes single girls cry. she's 46 and gets hit on by 21 year olds in clubs. I am force fed this information every time. I know what you mean....
plexico 4
Wow! What's her number? Maybe when someone says, "Who's your daddy?" you can say "plexico!" ;)
untalented1 0
i'd be more concerned about the fact that your son seems to be attracted to a younger you.
Shell02 0
22 ftw!
skidbubble 0
It's disgusting that all of these women are pointing the finger of blame at their kid instead of taking personal responsibility and hitting the treadmill.
Intoxicunt 6
In case you're a complete moron, which seems to be the case, having children DRASTICALLY changes some women's bodies. Most women are recommended to gain 30 pounds or so during pregnancy. About half of that will come out at birth. I agree that they should take on the responsibility and lose the weight after delivering the kid, but the kid really is to blame, and that isn't arguable.
skidbubble 0
It is fully arguable. First of all, if a woman is that narcissistic and concerned about her appearance and weight due to the inevitable weight gain that pregnancy causes, then don't have kids. Second, if you do gain weight, don't sit there and cry about it and call people morons. Put down the french fries, pizza and chicken fingers and go to the gym. But I get it, it's much easier to blame your kid.
Intoxicunt 6
First let me point out that I personally don't have kids and am underweight. You're arguing whether or not having kids is a reasonable cause for weight gain. That's ridiculous. You may as well say it's not going to cost any money and people should get off their lazy asses and get better jobs. You know, having children is required to continue the race. Sure, it's everyone's decision, but it's kind of a necessary thing for someone to do it. And I fully understand that they shouldn't just sit on their ass weighing 300 pounds and excuse it by having had kids, but that doesn't mean everyone who gains weight after having children is just bitching and moaning. It really does change a woman's body. OP may have just had another kid, say, 2 years ago and is in the process of working off the weight. Not everyone is just a lazy tub of lard.
omgitsafly 0
yeahh i agree with both you guys. having a baby does change your body but not DRASTICALLY as you say. drastically to me sounds like an extra 50-100 lbs and if that is the case, then you only have yourself to blame, not the child. plus, MANY women work on their bodies after pregnancy and they look great. if you have a baby and let your body stay the way it is for years to come, then you have YOURSELF to blame. plus i believe the appropriate way of addressing the situation is by telling the kid that pregnancy can distort your body shape, NOT by telling him its his fault. that is just mean. even though what the son said was mean, 11 year olds are just rude to begin with (they are the age group i work with). and its kind of sad that women have to feel conscious of their body image after pregnancy. they should be proud of having a baby, not worrying about how they look afterward or what their husbands will think. its not about being a MILF, its about staying healthy.
Intoxicunt 6
It effects every woman differently. It changes metabolism oftentimes, and it's not unusual for women to gain a large amount of weight during and shortly after pregnancy without it being unhealthy. I agree they should work it off, but not as soon as they have the kid. They need to tend to themselves and the baby right then.
thequickredofox 0
Did the child say she was fat? No. So why assume she should exercise? My son looks at photos of when I was younger and he always comments that I'm "more smiley" near my eyes now........ I love him for not calling them crows feet or wrinkles *lol*